Products
We said we didn’t have our product line posted yet! Our product photographer sucks about as much as we do.Looking for that perfect gift? Well, go elsewhere. All we have is stuff that sucks.
Whether you got stuck giving Secret Santa gifts to a coworker or got trapped into a White Elephant party, we’ve got you covered. Assuming you can rely on us.
Browse our collection of gifts that communicate your indifference with perfection, then brand them with some custom etching so they really can’t throw them out or regift them. Every purchase you make simply adds a little more to their internal suffering.